{"id":2460,"date":"2011-10-16T21:30:44","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T04:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2011-10-16T21:38:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T04:38:00","slug":"bad-taste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/?p=2460","title":{"rendered":"Bad Taste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To say that <em>Bad Taste<\/em> was made by the director of <em>Lord of the Rings<\/em> is a lot like saying that the original <em>Evil Dead<\/em> was made by the director of the Spider-Man trilogy. Both statements are technically true, but totally misleading.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, like so many other great directors before and after him, Peter Jackson started out making no-budget horror films with his friends. The first of them was <em>Bad Taste<\/em>, which stars the least convincing paramilitary unit I&#8217;ve ever seen in cinema. They&#8217;re the Astro Investigation and Defense Service (they really need a new name), sent to deal with an alien menace that&#8217;s come to harvest human flesh for an intergalactic fast food chain. And as you might have guessed from the title, a whole lotta sickening stuff ensues.<\/p>\n<p>From an objective point of view, there&#8217;s little denying that this isn&#8217;t a good movie. The cinematography looks like garbage, the editing is a joke, the acting is extremely hammy, the score is terribly cheesy, the screenplay has nothing that resembles a coherent structure, the lines are out of sync with their lip movements more often than not, and the action (particularly the shootouts) doesn&#8217;t look the least bit convincing.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s really only one thing this movie does well, but it&#8217;s something this movie does <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">extremely<\/span> well: The makeup.<\/p>\n<p>Not only are the makeup effects and fake gore really good in this movie, but they&#8217;re executed with a juvenile sense of humor and a vividly sick creativity. A certain bowl of steaming vomit comes to mind. There&#8217;s also a running gag involving a man whose brains keep falling out. Perhaps the best of them all is the manner in which the main villain is defeated, which is something I don&#8217;t dare spoil here.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, there&#8217;s really not much else to say. It&#8217;s a very short movie &#8212; only 91 minutes &#8212; and there&#8217;s no thematic content whatsoever, much less any worth discussing. When all is said and done, it all comes back to the statement that this is a technically horrible film, though it has a staggering amount of creativity that&#8217;s presented remarkably well for a no-budget amateur film. It&#8217;s obvious that unlike so many other godawful Z-list movies, this one was made with some amount of filmmaking talent.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m almost tempted to wonder what this movie might have been like with a bigger budget, but that would undoubtedly decrease the movie&#8217;s charm by a considerable margin. Moreover, the lack of budget actually makes the film more tense, since it means that there couldn&#8217;t have been any halfway-decent safety measures taken on set. That&#8217;s worth remembering through the scenes that were filmed on sheer cliffs, or when an actor is running alongside a moving vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>For all its faults, <em>Bad Taste<\/em> shows a fiendishly clever and gleefully nasty side to Peter Jackson that I hadn&#8217;t seen before. I don&#8217;t know where this aspect of him as a filmmaker went over the past couple of decades, but I&#8217;d like to see it again someday. As to whether or not I&#8217;d recommend it, that depends on your position relative to the sharp dividing line between filmgoers who enjoy campy schlock and those who don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>In this case, it boils down to a simple question: Would you enjoy seeing Peter Jackson &#8212; a future Oscar-winning auteur &#8212; using a spoon to eat brains from a freshly-dead skull?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":734,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dvdbin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3uOb3-DG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/734"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2463,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions\/2463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}