{"id":508,"date":"2010-07-09T10:36:46","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T17:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moviecuriosities.co.cc\/?p=508"},"modified":"2010-07-09T10:38:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T17:38:59","slug":"machete-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Machete (Trailer)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6SVLt3CSZec&amp;feature=related\">Here<\/a> is the trailer that played during the woefully underseen <em>Grindhouse<\/em>, introducing us to the character of Machete.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fU5WTrob3yk\">This<\/a> is a joke trailer that Robert Rodriguez released for Cinco de Mayo, while a feature-length movie based on the above trailer was in production.<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GDOpzyIW71I&amp;feature=player_embedded\">here<\/a> is a trailer for <em>Machete<\/em> just released today.<\/p>\n<p>One of these things is not like the other.<\/p>\n<p>The first two trailers showed us a sleaze-tastic good time, filled with hot women, unapologetic action and topical racial humor. But the third one&#8230; well, there might be something interesting there, but I can barely see it through the bland dialogue, the boring title cards and the nauseating camera tricks.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, Rodriguez, what happened? Who thought that the best way to show off a movie would be through slowing down, blurring, rotating and\/or repeating every shot? What idiot thought that this trailer was fit for public release? Is this trailer representative of the movie as a whole and if so, can I ask for my money back in advance?<\/p>\n<p>Look, I&#8217;m not unreasonable. I know that the first mainstream trailer had to be considerably cleaner and more PC than the first two. But is this movie so racy, mature and potentially controversial that the only way to get the green band was to make it unwatchable? No possible way.<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not, there are still plenty of movie fans out there who have fond memories of <em>Grindhouse<\/em>. We&#8217;ve been waiting a long time for this, Rodriguez. Don&#8217;t fuck it up.<\/p>\n<p><em>Machete<\/em> is set for release this September 3rd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There must be some mistake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":734,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coming-attractions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3uOb3-8c","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/734"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":545,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions\/545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moviecuriosities.fmuk.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}