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I Love You Phillip Morris

ByCuriosity Inc.

Dec 21, 2010

“This actually happened,” says the opening credits of I Love You Phillip Morris. “It really did.” I call bullshit. Yes, I know that this film was based on the true story of Steven Jay Russell, but I find it very hard to believe that this tale wasn’t adapted with considerable liberties taken. There’s no way that the police and prison guards in Texas — a state famous for being tough on criminals — could possibly be this incompetent.

See, Steven Jay Russell (Jim Carrey) is a con artist who somehow manages to repeatedly escape from prison by means that are increasingly intricate and ever more implausible. Hell, Russell’s last breakout during the film’s climax is so complex, so far-fetched and pocked with so many security holes that even Russell himself had to pretty much say (via narration) “Damn, these guys are stupid.” You’d think after the second or third breakout, they’d send him to a different prison, heighten security, put a tracking anklet on him, stick him in solitary or at the very least, sit all the security guards down and show them a picture of Russell, saying “This guy has escaped prison multiple times, so look out for him. And if he shows up in a fancy suit, claiming to be a lawyer, LOCK HIM UP.”

Ah, but Russell isn’t just a con artist who gets into a cycle of getting caught and breaking free. No, he’s also a flaming homosexual who finds his one true love in prison (the film’s namesake, played by Ewan McGregor). They fall in love at first sight in this movie, then live together until the inevitable breakup. Russell works to win Morris back, they reconcile… and Russell spends the rest of his life in prison.

Okay, this is a very black comedy, but it’s a comedy nonetheless. The setting alone is hilarious, putting the “gay, gay, gay, gay, gay” Russell in the homophobic and uber-Christian south (the state of Texas, no less!). Russell’s ex-wife, played by Leslie Mann, also provides a bit of religious parody as a well-meaning but totally naive Christian woman. Of course, Jim Carrey also provides his trademark brand of physical humor, with pratfalls, voices and rubbery expressions galore. Several of his outfits are also hilarious, and those visual gags could only have been carried out by someone as totally immune to shame as Carrey. Last but not least, there are the gay jokes, though their presentation is quite unusual. When most lesser comedies deal with this subject matter, the gay stereotypes are expected to be funny solely because they’re stereotypes, ignorant that humor doesn’t work that way. Here, the humor works, partly because the gay stereotypes aren’t funny for their own sake, but because they’re exaggerated to such an impossibly hilarious extent. Also, the aforementioned contrast makes the whole thing even funnier. And did I mention this was Jim Carrey acting so absurdly flamboyant?

Aside from all that, this film is a surprisingly sweet love story. Carrey and McGregor have some very good chemistry and the romance is played completely straight direct. It’s almost like a tongue-in-cheek satire of film love stories, depicting a homosexual romance exactly as we’d expect a heterosexual one to be shown. Yes, there is some gay sex in this movie, but it’s never more explicit than the sex scenes of any other R-rated movie. Far more importantly, the love subplot is used as a means of exploring the character of Steven Jay Russell. After all, the guy can’t help but be a pathological liar and he’s courting a man who’s repeatedly shown to be naive and sensitive. How, the movie asks, can a relationship work when one half of it is compulsively dishonest? How can anyone love this man when no one knows who he really is?

This film is a romance with a lot of heart that just happens to be about two gay dudes. It’s a very bright movie in its tone and score, though most of it is set inside a prison. There’s a ton of gay humor played to the hilt and it’s set in the gay-unfriendly Texas. That’s I Love You Phillip Morris in a nutshell, folks.

The visuals are serviceable, the score is nicely upbeat and our two lead actors do a great job of playing their relationship with a balance of eager comedy and melodrama. Unfortunately, the script is loaded with plot holes and it’s predictable in several places. Then again, there was the third act, which took an exceptionally dark turn before throwing us a huge curveball.

I Love You Phillip Morris is certainly not the year’s best movie. I wouldn’t even put it in the top ten. Still, it’s a competently made and nicely quirky little movie. The rom-com is such a tired genre that any unique entry of that label should be worthy of consideration at the very least. If you’ve got the stomach to watch two men kissing and you don’t mind some good-natured ribbing at the religious right’s expense, I suggest giving it a look.

By Curiosity Inc.

I hold a B.S. in Bioinformatics, the only one from Pacific University's Class of '09. I was the stage-hand-in-chief of my high school drama department and I'm a bass drummer for the Last Regiment of Syncopated Drummers. I dabble in video games and I'm still pretty good at DDR. My primary hobby is going online for upcoming movie news. I am a movie buff, a movie nerd, whatever you want to call it. Comic books are another hobby, but I'm not talking about Superman or Spider-Man or those books that number in the triple-digits. I'm talking about Watchmen, Preacher, Sandman, etc. Self-contained, dramatic, intellectual stories that couldn't be accomplished in any other medium. I'm a proud son of Oregon, born and raised here. I've been just about everywhere in North and Central America and I love it right here.

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